Cottage by the River

Dear Bloggie,

I'm going to be ultra productive today with many many posts as I've finally got the photos out from my camera... yupz, me lazy girl.

But before that, let me rant a little... As I embark my long long walk into the Office this morning, there is this Fat Fat 恐龙妹 (I'm not rude kae... I'm fat but she is HUGE loh) who is walking right in front of me... You can go exercising, dieting, liposuction or what-have-you instead of muching on that ultra-fattening-and-super-high-in-carbo Curry Puff and 妨碍我的地球转. She was wearing this shocking pink ultra tight top with a super mini skirt (which is showing all the cellulite)... Super gross.

Oh... thats not all.

She's walking right in front of me... swaying left and right. Given her size and the fact that she's munching on that Curry Puff, her walking speed is comparable to a tortise. I tried to over-take her but...

I move to the left... she also sway to the left.
I move to the right... she always sway to the right.

Super irritating can... But I manage to over take that 恐龙妹 in shocking pink with cellulite showing everywhere.

Okie... Photo posts coming up. And my Bestie is finally back in Town!! I am missing her so muchie!!

So when are you meeting me Darling?? DF?? Keke...